Welcome to the Ranch

Nestled in the rolling plains of Montana, where the air is crisp and the snow falls just right, Penguin Ranch LLC stands as the nation’s first and only supplier of authentic, free-range penguin dairy products. From the moment our founding patriarch, Augustus "Gus" Fairbanks, returned from his harrowing 1907 Antarctic expedition, our mission has been clear: deliver the finest, coldest, and most ethically sourced penguin dairy products straight from ranch to table. Gus and his family were forced to sell during the Great Migration in the 50's when they lost half of their flock, but rest assured - the spirit lives on.

For over a century, we’ve upheld the Fairbanks family legacy - sustainably raising our tuxedoed livestock with the utmost care, hand-milking each bird at dawn, and perfecting our proprietary igloo-churned cheese techniques. Whether you’re a first-time connoisseur or a lifelong devotee of penguin dairy, we welcome you to taste the future of sustainable farming.